Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Revenge

Stage One To begin your plan, you must first blackmail a pope. This will cause the world to give one another worried looks, terrified by your arrival. Who is this sadistic fiend? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?

Stage Two Next, you must disintegrate united nations. This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will flee in terror, as countless hordes of computer programmers hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three Finally, you must unleash your unholy weapon, bringing about rivers that run red with blood. Your name shall become synonymous with dear god no, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.